Wanted

You would think sleeping in would make your day better,

but no.

not a fun day at school.

but after was fun!

Becca, Emily, Rachel, and I went to Cupcake Chic (Sheek)

and ate some delicious cupcakes!

then we went to Karissa's and hung up a poster

(with some difficulties. basically i wouldn't make a very good cheerleader.)

for her b-day.

then we went back to my house and watched Pa-sych.

"If you heart drops under 150, you're dead."

haha.

great show.

and we ate pizza!

One thing happened at school that was pretty funny.

I was trying to put my rubberbands on and it snapped back into place

and Elizabeth said,

"Ew, i think someone just spit on me."

and I said,

"I think that was me!"

It was pretty classic.

Then it happened in class

and the spit landed on my neighbors desk

and I casually leaned over and wiped it off.

im pretty sure she leaned farther away from me after that!

this is why you should never EVER get braces.

then during math we finished everything

so me and maddie decided to play M.A.S.H.O

the O. stands for outhouse.

I had a pretty good life!

I lived in a shack...

I was married to Zac Efron,

had 1 kids,

had $1 to my name,

owned a Semi,

I was a designer,

my husband was a model! (obviously)

Died sleeping,

got divorced,

and I went to Orem High!

Then me and Elizabeth had to think of a lot of horrible things to make a poem out of for english

and we came up with this!

Stick Pins in my Eye

Jump off the Empire State Building

Stand in a dinosaurs mouth

Swim through shards of glass

Steal all the diamonds in the world

Watch a marathon of Twilight

Be eaten by red ants

Stare out the window of the World Trade Center on 9/11

Have geometry every period

and swim with an alligator.

we are very creative!

I just found some pictures from a long time ago,

when me and becca were very bored!

close your eyes if you are afraid of:

scary faces

teeth that are crooked

feathers

criminals

plaid shirts

bad handwriting

girls.

Her crime: Stealing a Rubber Ducky.

Punishment: 7 years in the big house.

Crime: Stealing Nick Jonas's heart and putting it in a box. (long story)

Punishment: Lifetime in Jail.

pretty great right?